stupidity

the fun today all started with me tickling brian n he randomly saying:

"i've got a handbag n i'm not afraid to use it!"

fine, its kinda a you-gotta-be-there-to-find-it-funny sorta joke.. anyway, he coincidently happened to be holding mommy's handbag so he just used tt to fill-in his lack of adjectives.

me: skip sch hur? naughty naughty.
bri: i hv valid reason or so i told bernie.
me: wat?
bri: i bumped my head on the wall n fainted. i also got a v bad stomachache which has developed into a fever n i'm now in hospital. also, when i tried to kill my sis with hp radiation, i accidently shot some into myself coz i held the phone the wrong way round. oh ya, i tried to magnetise my body so i cld turn into some super hero n ended up sucking my metal brain out with my 60 cents supersonic magnet. plus, i overdosed on mint-flavoured choc.
me: n bernie believed?
bri: yup.. he is gullible n naive.
me: here i was tinking i hv overactive imagination. i guess urs is in overdrive!!

on a lighter note, pri 6 bernie has the same phone as me. n did i mention he looks like edison chen?? yup yups.. a miniature version.. super adorable.



they look even more alike in real-life... n he has a mole on his left earlobe so it kinda resembles a earring. awww... [scream: BAD BOY IN THE MAKING!! but tis 'bad boy' is in em1..] *squeals* haha, zest is gonna get jealous. lolx. his sis is also immensly adorable. cuteness obviously runs in the family bloodline..

brenda: ur brian's sister?
me: yeah..
brenda: i'm brian's fren so tt makes me ur fren too.
me: oh ok.. hi.
brenda: since i'm ur fren, can i hv some of ur chips?

dotz... who said kids dunno how to honey-coat their wrds? for a pri 4, i wld tink tt was pretty smooth.. wat is the world coming to?!??

ok, back to my topic. today was fun in comparison to my other lonely afternoons coz i've got an ultra retarded bro to entertain me.. ROLE PLAYING!!



due in the extent of our boredom, we started playing with our imagination n we came up with a crazy rock star, a cowboy, a terrorist, the ghost of a combat soldier, the ghost of an old man with a pistol (note the walking stick.), a "bottled" mp3 n a chee ko pek uncle wildly into SM.. wahahaha!

somemore evidence of our inner child surfacing..

1) the kidnapper lures the prey through the tango.
2) he then kidnaps the innocent victim.
3) the hostage gets tortured.
4) the hero comes to the rescue.
5) she battles the kidnapper.
6) the hostage is SAVED!

hahaha.. we were lame. but it effectively took up my whole day (beats sleeping around.. oops, tt sounded wrong! haha.) n i bonded with my lil bro in a way i hv nv did.. he seemed genuinely happy n asked if i was free tmr.. i sure hope he isn't planning another obvious lying attempt just to skip sch to play with me again. anyway, i added stuff to the 1st apr entry n i changed my song frm vanessa ann hudgen's baby come back to diana degarmo's emotional.

tata for now~